You can say the word 'statistics' without fully opening your mouth - by clenching your teeth!
I think I need to diet.
"Every man must have a sense of humour in order to win a woman." ~ Johnny Kadri
Johnny Kadri is an idiot.
Riley was a dragon of extraordinary size,
His eyes were big as footballs and his teeth large blocks of ice.
I'm sitting next to a girl on the tube who either has a horrible case of the sniffles, or is extremely cut up about something. What should I do?
Love deficit: the only problem in our world.
Just block it out. It's amazing what you can block out when you put your mind to it!
Flap jack place: opposite Kentish Town Overground station.
Aaaaah! Kids drive me insane! Can't stand 'em!
Today I found an old walking stick near the bus stop. I helped an old lady call the police, although the reason is still unclear. I also contemplated tying a red ribbon outside my window, just because.
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