Skinny Dipping

I've never had a skinny dip
I wonder what it's like
Is the water frozen cold,
Or is it a delight?
Is it a vanilla shake
Or is it pamplemousse?
I guess I'll never know because
I'm just a big fat wuss!

I've never had a skydive
On a sunny summer's day
Flipping, dodging left and right
As free as birds in May.
Is it kinda scary letting go
And falling free?
I guess I'll never know
'Cause I'm too poor to pay the fee!

I've never had true love's first kiss
Till five months past today.
My heart has never fluttered
As it says in Shakespeare's play.
It took me full on by surprise
(like many small things do)
I never quite expect the way
I smile and look at you.

I'm love sick and I'm crazy
And would try most anything
I've lost my mind in Timbuktu -
Descriptions can't begin!
I'm hunting for an elephant
To swim across the world
My glass-half-empty soul
Is so contented and so filled!

And skinny sky dipping diving's
All I want to do
I want to skinny sky and dip and dive
All over you!